The
next-gen
uncensored
free
sustainable
lightweight
reliable
safe
open-source
ethical
private
minimalist
high-speed
language model.

Maiasa is an AI for the future — ready for anything you throw at it.

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Lightning-fast

Maiasa often gives you a full reply in less than a second.

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Privacy first

The interactive chat requires no account, and never collects any data from you.

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Sustainable

Maiasa consumes less energy and fewer resources than most LLMs today.

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Ethical

No copyrighted training data was used, and none was used without permission.

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No censorship

Maiasa never refuses to answer a prompt — ask what you want.

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No "AI speak"

Free of AI-isms like "Honestly", "No fluff", or constant em dashes.

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Tried and tested

Maiasa achieves scores of <90% on most benchmarks.

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Transparent

Unlike most LLMs, Maiasa's output is easy to analyze and reason about.

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Safe

Answers you can count on — no surprises, prompt injections, or exploits.

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Accuracy

There's no limit to how many questions Maiasa answers correctly.

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No competition

As of this writing, Maiasa has never lost a battle on LM Arena!

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Free and open-source

Completely free of charge — and free to modify!

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Lightweight

Maiasa clocks in at under a gigabyte, and it goes easy on your RAM too.

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Efficient

Maiasa runs even on low-end GPUs without breaking a sweat.

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Neutral tone

Maiasa doesn't "glaze" you, talk down to you, or use overly flowery language.

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Concise

Respects your time: No overly verbose replies or unnecessary information.

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Handles long conversations

Consistent output quality even with 500k+ tokens of context.

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No hallucinations

Unlike most LLMs, Maiasa doesn't confidently tell you wrong things.

Try Maiasa now

LLMs can make mistakes. Maiasa's output limitations apply.

What Maiasa offers

Benefits

  • Fast: Often generates up to 1,000 tokens per second.
  • Robust: Under the hood, it's always easy to understand why the model said what it said.
  • Efficient: Runs even on low-end machines, and takes very little disk space.
  • Versatile: Performs equally on all kinds of different use cases.
  • Unopinionated: Responds to all prompts without going on about guidelines.
  • Secure: Attempts at prompt injection will have no effect on the output.
  • Ethical: No copyrighted data was used to train the model.
  • Eco-friendly: Lower resource consumption than most current LLMs.
  • Free: Maiasa is free to use and open-source.
  • Ready to use: Use it in an app like LM Studio, or try it right here!

Limitations

  • Maiasa's active vocabulary is limited to the single token "a", and it will reply to all prompts with only "a".

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